With his greatest of all minds, Trump recently announced the building of the border wall in Colorado, a state which we all know borders Mexico.

Having formerly lived in Colorado, I can attest to Colorado’s being a border state. When fishing the South Platte and other border rivers, I saw the results of the hordes of immigrant “bad guys” crossing Colorado rivers into the U.S. They changed the ecosystems. Suddenly I was catching gay “rainbow” trout, those LGBTQ lesbian/gay/bisexual trout queers. There were big “browns” who surely came in from south of the border. Worse, the violent gangster “cutthroats.”

Fortunately, Trump helped me navigate this new migrant fishing in his seminal book, The Art of the Reel. So knowledgeable is his great fishing mind, that in most fishing circles he is now called The Great Leader. He can converse for hours on monofilament, steel, and braided leaders. It is said he ghost wrote the Sports Afield article, “Grab “Em by the Tippet.”